Funny Valentine’s Card - I SWALLOW
Forget pink clouds and poetic nonsense. This card goes all in on honesty and a bold double entendre that any couple with a healthy sense of humor will appreciate.
The line “THIS CARD SUCKS BUT I SWALLOW” leaves absolutely no doubt that your love is many things — but boring definitely is not. More
The line “THIS CARD SUCKS BUT I SWALLOW” leaves absolutely no doubt that your love is many things — but boring definitely is not. More
Why choose this naughty little card?
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Brutal honesty: The line “THIS CARD SUCKS BUT I SWALLOW” is perfect for anyone who wants to celebrate Valentine’s Day — or any other occasion — with a filthy little wink.
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Cute visuals with a dirty twist: Three hand-drawn hearts give the card an innocent look… until you actually read it.
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Premium packaging: This card does not arrive naked — it comes with a luxurious red envelope that gives the whole gift a proper touch of passion.
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Perfect format: The 120 × 170 mm size gives you plenty of space inside to write something just as bold.
Technical details
| Feature | Specification |
| Size | 120 × 170 mm |
| Package contents | Greeting card + red envelope |
| Design | Minimalist with hand-drawn hearts |
| Brand | DickObraz |
Parametry
| Event | Valentines day - anniversary |
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