Tote bag "Collection of dicks"

Some people collect stamps. Some collect fridge magnets. This bag collects the thing everyone secretly enjoys looking at but nobody admits to. All shapes, colors and shades together — just like real life.

Sturdy canvas tote, 35 × 39 cm (approx. 13.7 × 15.3 in), roomy enough for groceries, books or beach gear. The print sits low and discreet, so by the time anyone at the checkout notices, they're already smiling.

A practical, eco-friendly alternative to plastic bags and a gift nobody will find boring. Perfect for shopping, the beach, or as a cheeky present.

Fabric warranty included. Reactions from strangers, sadly, not.

⚠️ Mature humor / novelty item — intended for adults.